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When it comes to Dragon Age fashion direction, I am willing to graciously suspend disbelieve and accept the Roman skirts, awful mage hats, and leather helmets.But the bras? By the Maker I draw the line on this undergarment choice good ser! Seriously, what the heck is this? It looks like a crude elastic band or some new-age strapless bra. Perhaps I could make a judgmental joke about how most game designers are inherently male and herein a reflection on their experiences with viewing said undergarment… But I shall give the benefit of the doubt and assume this was designed by a woman. I tell you madam, with greatest grief, that an elastic band strapless bra is a heinous thing to behold upon sight of Men. Let alone be worn. Nay, no woman should be forced to wear this trippy thing, for sweat will accumulate, rashes will burn, and gravity will forever tug upon its edges to create a scandalous situation for a woman of proper standing.That is my greatest grievance about Dragon Age clothing. Burn those bras women of Thedas. And free yourselves of the itchiness! - carrinth Zoom

When it comes to Dragon Age fashion direction, I am willing to graciously suspend disbelieve and accept the Roman skirts, awful mage hats, and leather helmets.

But the bras? By the Maker I draw the line on this undergarment choice good ser! Seriously, what the heck is this? It looks like a crude elastic band or some new-age strapless bra. Perhaps I could make a judgmental joke about how most game designers are inherently male and herein a reflection on their experiences with viewing said undergarment… But I shall give the benefit of the doubt and assume this was designed by a woman. 

I tell you madam, with greatest grief, that an elastic band strapless bra is a heinous thing to behold upon sight of Men. Let alone be worn. Nay, no woman should be forced to wear this trippy thing, for sweat will accumulate, rashes will burn, and gravity will forever tug upon its edges to create a scandalous situation for a woman of proper standing.

That is my greatest grievance about Dragon Age clothing. Burn those bras women of Thedas. And free yourselves of the itchiness! - carrinth


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